today has been interesting. about half an hour after i got up [about noon] me and my mom went grocery shopping. [which i havent done in almost five years, since i was 11] after dropping plenty of stuff and splitting lunch, we came home and chilled. later that night my mom decided to throw on Mamma Mia, and about half way through it we get the munchies.
not in the mood for chips, we decide to bust open the coconut thats been sitting the the fridge for about a week.
after having to resort to using a real hammer to open the damn thing, my step dad walks into the kitchen only to find me and my mom clutching this coconut, trying to pry a butter knife that we had hammered into it to drain the milk. at this point me and my mom are laughing so hard at ouselves that we can barely speak. waving her hand at him and trying to tell him to go back to his guy flick in his room.
and in the end, the coconut was partialy spoiled and the rest of it was so dry it tasted like dirt.
we ended up eating cherries and laughing over the credits of Mamma Mia. go figure one of the dads was gay!
i hope to have more moments with my mom like this now that we live near each other again. I missed my mom.








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Point Deduction for the flying chicken
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Every time you're stupid, God hides a psycotic dead girl in your closet.
...Its getting realling crowded in here.
STOP BEING AN IDIOT BEFORE WE KILL YOU.
jerk.
I have a 'slit your throat with a spork' sense of humor...
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Every time you're stupid, God hides a psycotic dead girl in your closet.
...Its getting realling crowded in here.
STOP BEING AN IDIOT BEFORE WE KILL YOU.
jerk.
I have a 'slit your throat with a spork' sense of humor...
--
Every time you're stupid, God hides a psycotic dead girl in your closet.
...Its getting realling crowded in here.
STOP BEING AN IDIOT BEFORE WE KILL YOU.
jerk.
I have a 'slit your throat with a spork' sense of humor...
Thanks for the base~
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WOOOOOOOOP!!!
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